The scene: A luxe party at a Manhattan penthouse. Diddy hosts and livestreams video of his beautiful guests, like a model cavorting in a hot tub, surrounded by candles, one increasingly large flame—ohmigod! She's on fire! Everyone panic!
All seemed totally normal during Diddy's Ustream party last night, just a couple of guys hanging with some chicks in a hot tub. Then, things got a little crazy when a candle ignited a woman's hair.
Today's interview with Sean "Diddy" Combs provided for some interesting and cringe-worthy moments. First, the audience couldn't help but laugh at Barbara's pronunciation, and later she grilled him about the mothers of his six children and why he's not married.
This urgent press release entered our mailbox not long ago, and we pass it on to you as an example of what the English language is capable of, in the right hands. Diddy, all we can say to you is: pee pee in your mouth.