Kelly Ripa's iPhone Segment Was Just One Long Dick Joke

Jay Hathaway · 09/11/14 10:18AM

Apple's just-announced iPhone 6L is 5.5 inches long: enormous by smartphone standards, but not even adequate in the eyes of morning show size queen Kelly Ripa. You expect her to use that tiny thing? Really? You have no idea how huge her purse is.

Camille Dodero · 10/06/13 06:00AM

Would you like to see The Weiner Monologues, a Greek tragedy built around the "rise and fall (and rise and fall again)" of one spectacularly failed NYC Mayoral candidate? Me neither.

Did Martha Stewart Just Make a Dick Joke on Her Facebook Page?

Brian Moylan · 06/23/10 02:38PM

We go to Martha Stewart for many things—recipes, decorating tips, officious WASP-y superiority—but for blue humor? Never! But now she's posting suggestive pictures on her Facebook page and our universe is turned upside down.