Lion-Killing Dentist's Email to Patients: My Bad, I Thought It Was Legal

Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/30/15 12:00PM

The most hated dentist in America—no small feat, I assure you—has spoken. Sadly, it seems Dr. Walter James Palmer is under the impression that “ignorance of the law” is a viable defense to allegedly illegally hunting Zimbabwe’s most beloved lion.

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Out, Demands Ryan Gosling's White Dick

Jay Hathaway · 07/16/14 12:15PM

Since David After Dentist debuted in 2009, there have been so many videos of the crazy shit people say under anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed that it's practically a genre now—and this girl just redefined it.

Sexist Dentist Creeps on Patient, Patient Shames Him in Online Letter

Adam Weinstein · 04/25/14 01:20PM

Hey there, sweetness. No cavities. You are a great flosser. But why don't you smile more? I bet it's 'cause of this little gap here in your cute little bunny teeth. No, here. Open up, let me show you. I've got just the thing you need. Your boss'll give you a raise! Just lie back and let me take care of it.

The Great $3 Million Toothbrush Heist

Maureen O'Connor · 09/29/11 02:29PM

Florida authorities have arrested a trio of dental hygiene heisters, peridontal purloiners accused of stealing $3 million worth of electric toothbrushes and whitening strips from more than 60 retail stores.

Mark Zuckerberg's Dad Learns the Perils of Facebook Advertising

Adrian Chen · 03/30/11 02:27PM

Mark Zuckerberg's dad, Edward, is a dentist in Dobbs Ferry, NY. We got some sense of the guy from the goofy letter he sent out to prospective patients claiming to be "literally the father of Facebook." But he's not so blatant about his Facebook connection any more.

This Sexy Rap Parody Ad for a Dentist Is a Real Thing That Exists

Matt Cherette · 03/29/11 03:54PM

Glassman Dental Care is located in Manhattan and features a husband/wife team (Steven and Debra) of cosmetic dentists. Here's an ad for the practice, set to the Rihanna/Eminem song, "Love the Way You Lie," but changed to "Love Invisalign."

How to Choose Your Dentist

David Matthews · 01/04/10 11:00AM

Finding a new dentist is tough, especially with the proliferation of cheap black market anesthesia and excavators. Not included: avoid Drs. Tim Whatley and Christian Szell.

Newsweek (Hopes) To Become The Economist

Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/09 10:07AM

Newsweek, which traditionally (dentist's office joke), has for the first time ever correctly identified an overarching trend in American society and formulated a reasonable response, unaccompanied by any special "The Historical Jesus" stories!

Prepster Designer Lacoste Licked In Court By Family Dentists

Maggie · 01/03/08 04:20PM

Yuppie clothier Lacoste just got its French ass handed to it for a second time during a court battle to protect its trademark crocodile logo. Who dared impinge on its copyright? A pair of British dentists who hung the sign on the left here outside their offices. The court ruled against Lacoste and fined the company £1,450 for legal costs but resisted the impulse to fine them further for being petty colorblind jackasses. [Reuters]