Creep Who Liked "Gummy Women" Convicted of Pulling Teeth During Sex

Jay Hathaway · 05/06/15 12:00PM

A New Zealand man was convicted Wednesday of forcibly removing teeth from four women’s mouths while he was having sex with them. Philip Lyle Hansen isn’t a licensed dentist, and the only thing qualifying to yank out his victims’ teeth is that he likes “fat, gummy women” and felt like he was helping them save money on dental bills.

Ever See a Horse Wish It Was Dead? Asks Martha Stewart (Pls Comment)

Caity Weaver · 03/03/14 06:15PM

On Monday, America's most famous Type A personality typed a grim little proposition into the Twitter client of her choosing, beckoning her public to follow her to a second blog location like a shirtless man with dirty teeth beckons lost travelers behind his privately-owned service station to show them "some crazy shit."

This Sexy Rap Parody Ad for a Dentist Is a Real Thing That Exists

Matt Cherette · 03/29/11 03:54PM

Glassman Dental Care is located in Manhattan and features a husband/wife team (Steven and Debra) of cosmetic dentists. Here's an ad for the practice, set to the Rihanna/Eminem song, "Love the Way You Lie," but changed to "Love Invisalign."

Fashion's New Favorite 'Flaw': Gap Teeth

Max Read · 09/09/10 03:01AM

Do you have a gap between your two front teeth? Don't be ashamed! In fact, you should run quickly to your nearest modeling agency! That's right: Gap teeth are totally fashionable, right now.

Alejandro, DDS

Max Read · 05/10/10 10:57PM

[Lady Gaga brings news of modern dentistry to her German fans at a concert in Hamburg. Pic via Getty]

Is $9 Trillion a Lot of Debt?

Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/09 11:26AM

The Way We Live Now: Gap-toothed. Too poor to get a falsie to complete our smile. Lawyers aren't making it! Kitschy yuppie bars on skid row are losing ambiance! Nine trillion dollars in debt is a lot. A lot.