The Burger King Tweet That Might Be the Saddest Tweet of All TimeJordan Sargent · 10/20/14 02:20PM
Denny's Manager Threatens to Kick Police Officers Out for Being ArmedNeetzan Zimmerman · 01/03/13 11:07AM
Dozens of Denny's Patrons Have Their Day Made When Anonymous Do-Gooder Picks Up Their CheckNeetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/12 01:32PM
Wisconsin Grifters Characteristically Low-KeyCaity Weaver · 02/23/12 10:36PM
Denny's New Sandwiches Trump the KFC Double DownLeah Beckmann · 09/02/11 02:32PM
Remember the KFC Double Down? Sure you do. It was that terrible and probably delicious monstrosity that replaced bread with fried chicken and your arteries with chaos. Well, welcome to 2011, where the Double Down is a thing of the past. Denny's has launched their new, "Let's Get Cheesy" menu, and nary a calorie was spared. Eight of the nine items on the menu have more calories than the Double Down and all can be ordered with "extra ooze." Two oozes on the side, please.
Denny's Somehow Convinced 'Diner' Image Will Be an ImprovementHamilton Nolan · 02/02/11 12:30PM
'Sexy' Halloween Brawl at Denny's Caught on VideoRichard Blakeley · 11/16/10 01:06PM
Watch as a group of "sexy" witches, devils, pirates, and elves destroy an Oakland Denny's on Halloween.
Denny's New Fried Cheese Sandwich Is Culinary TerrorismMaureen O'Connor · 08/11/10 01:33PM
Unfrozen Dinosaurs and Manic, Raging Robots Broker Tentative Peace AccordRichard Lawson · 07/06/09 09:47AM
Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band PromotionHamilton Nolan · 06/30/09 10:05AM
New Twitter Show Sure to Annihilate Twitter Once and For AllThe Cajun Boy · 05/26/09 12:58AM
Are you sick of Twitter yet? Probably! But if not, wait patiently because the spunky little messaging service is teaming with a group of Hollywood geniuses to bring you an "unscripted show" that would "harness Twitter to put players on the trail of celebrities in an interactive, competitive format." Yeah.
Horrifying Banana Spider Orders You To Denny'sHamilton Nolan · 02/09/09 11:43AM
We won't attempt to "explain" this Denny's commercial, except to say: if that spidery one-eyed banana ever gets within 15 feet of our food, the shotgun is coming out. Click to watch this...thing.