Alan Dershowitz Sued By Comic Relief

Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/06/15 08:28PM

Unexpectedly, something funny in the Jeffrey Epstein-sex-with-minors case: after threatening to sue everyone involved for defamation, high-powered attorney Alan Dershowitz now finds himself the defendant in a defamation suit brought by the plaintiff's lawyers.

Maggie Lange · 06/26/13 05:47PM

Intriguing! FX is planning a mini-series adaptation from Michael Mann's 1992 film Last of the Mohicans about the tensions between colonists and Native Americans in the 1700s. The film's co-writer, Chris Crowe, is writing the pilot script.

Paris Hilton Shilling Handbags in Muslim Holy Site's Shadow

Robert Kessler · 11/19/12 04:20PM

Paris Hilton is currently facing some major backlash in Saudi Arabia. Hilton — the less-famous niece of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Kim and Kyle Richards — has just opened a store to sell her "handbags and accessories" at the Mecca Mall.

Which Actress' Fiance Is Already Sleeping Around?

Brian Moylan · 03/13/12 09:09AM

This recently-engaged actress might be pissed when she finds out her new husband-to-be has more than one piece on the side. This actor is falling back into bad habits and this actress neglects her children. Can no one stay faithful anymore?

Which Tween Actress Terrorized her Costar with Flagrant Sexual Displays?

Brian Moylan · 03/12/12 04:10PM

This young actress hated her uptight diva costar so much she'd have loud sex on the set to upset her. This couple was a PR set up, but now she's pregnant. This actor got in trouble for getting too hot and heavy with a costar during a sex scene together. Sounds like everyone on set is angry all the time!

Jersey Shore: Guidos in the Wilderness

Brian Moylan · 03/09/12 02:30PM

During the greatest sociological experiment of our time, we've seen our eight subjects in their natural habitat in New Jersey, in their adopted homes of Miami and Florence, but never have we seen them actually interact with, you know, nature. There is a reason for that.

Which Jersey Shore Star Is Going Broke to Impress an Actress?

Brian Moylan · 03/09/12 12:10PM

This Jersey Shore guido is spending all his cash trying to get in good with this has-been actress that he's always had a crush on. Meanwhile, this actor has a second career as a loan shark. These two might have business together soon.

Which Star Wears His Girlfriend's Underwear?

Brian Moylan · 03/08/12 11:29AM

This teen sensation gets off wearing his famous girlfriend's lingerie under his jeans. This young star had two abortions last year. These three celebs bought their own engagements and these two actors are having problems with public drunkenness. That's probably worse than private transvestism.

Which Young Star Is in a Catty Rivalry for Boys?

Brian Moylan · 03/06/12 11:34AM

This tween star is always fighting with another tween star over boys. This actress has been in a string of abusive relationships and this is the worst yet, and this musician's career is being ruined by booze and drugs. Now that would be a first.

Which Tween Got Wasted on Booze and Blow at a Club?

Brian Moylan · 03/05/12 11:34AM

Despite several trips to rehab, this young star is still hitting the substances really hard. This Hollywood tutor has been seducing his famous young charges for years. No wonder some turn to drugs.

Jersey Shore: The End of Smush

Brian Moylan · 03/02/12 02:30PM

Something serious and sad is threatening the greatest sociological experiment of our time: couples. Yes, it seems like everyone is paired up and Snooki is even expecting Jersey Shore's first virgin birth. Haha. Just kidding. Snooki's no virgin. And Situation got Vinny pregnant when he touched the smush bed anyway. That was the first.

Which Actor Had a Hilarious Altercation with the Cops?

Brian Moylan · 03/02/12 12:57PM

This comedian got out of a speeding ticket by making a rather funny joke at the cop's expense. This actress was abused as a child and now likes when her boyfriends get rough. That's no laughing matter.

Jason Segel Is Too Good for the Muppet Sequel

Brian Moylan · 03/01/12 12:59PM

Jason Segel, the sitcom star who is just dying to make it big in the movies, luuurrrrvved The Muppets so much that he convinced Disney to bring the franchise back and cowrote their recent movie. But now that he's popular in Hollywood he's too big for the Muppet's planned sequel.

Which Diva Had a Nightclub Freak Out?

Brian Moylan · 03/01/12 11:40AM

This award-winning performer went crazy on the DJ at a club for playing a disco remix of one of her departed friend's songs. These married (not to each other) celebs, who had an affair in the past, are planning a project so they can get together again. This A-lister never learned his driver's name. That sounds par for the course.

The Avengers: Don't Fuck This Up

Brian Moylan · 02/29/12 02:18PM

There's a bigger, better, badder trailer for Marvel's summer tentpole The Avengers. It looks good. It looks so good that every comic book nerd out there (myself included) is popping a tentpole. But the real questions is, will they fuck it up?

Which Two Actors Both Have Problems Getting It Up?

Brian Moylan · 02/29/12 01:32PM

This Oscar winner blames an on-set injury for why he can't please ladies in bed and another actor had a week-long sex romp with a Real Housewife, but was too stoned to get hard. This friend of Whitney's is back on the drugs and this actress is offering to sleep with directors for work. Let's hope some of the takers aren't limp.