In the spirit of living once and dying young, two female subway patrons decided to pass the time by jumping onto the track bed and twerking their improvident hearts out.
A 17-year-old "amateur stuntman" from Tarzana, California, bet his friends he could clear a moving car in a single bound.
Is it possible to bridge the divide between two NYC subway platforms?
After a day of downing pints at the pub, Little Miss Drunky Pants goes home to drink some more.
And the winner of next year's Darwin Award is.... this guy! Watch as a man rams his motorized scooter into an elevator after missing it, ultimately breaking the panels and, sadly, plummeting to his eventual death. (Video isn't graphic, FYI.)