Zoo Covers Up Bill de Blasio's Groundhog MurderAllie Jones · 09/25/14 08:57AM
Here Is the Best Commercial for a Tattoo Shop, or Anything, EverAdam Weinstein · 02/06/14 01:37PM
From last November, for an Atlanta shop, with a guest appearance by Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds. Happy Throwback Thursday, everyone!
How Did Rusty the Red Panda Escape? Don't Ask the National ZooTom Scocca · 06/28/13 01:05PM
The Smithsonian has sent out a press release purporting to update the public on this week's escape of Rusty, a red panda (Ailurus fulgens), from a supposedly secure enclosure at the National Zoo. It is a masterpiece of tautology and obfuscation, designed to conceal the fact that the zookeepers have no idea how an animal with a sub-three-inch brain got away from them.