Right-wing blog mogul and political penis fetishist Andrew Breitbart makes his acting debut this week, in the Tea Party's adorable attempt at Hollywood glamour, self-financed drama series Courage, New Hampshire. Breitbart plays the "High Sheriff of 1770 Portsmouth." Here he is ordering the death of a lugubrious criminal who seems to have wandered in from a Monty Python sketch.
Realizing they could never rely on Hollywood to produce fair and balanced depictions of their skewed and whitewashed spin on U.S. history (you can take your radical lefty agenda and choke on it, HBO's John Adams!), the Tea Party has taken it upon themselves to produce their own damn TV show, thank you very much.