Oh God Lisa Turtle What Are You Doing ('14)

Rich Juzwiak · 05/05/14 05:37PM

It's been almost two years since Saved by the Bell's Lark Voorhies returned to pop culture via a bad makeup job (followed by another). Looking at these pics from Friday's Los Angeles premiere of Where We Started, though, it feels like no time has passed at all.

You Have No Idea What Your Cosmetics Are Doing to You

Hamilton Nolan · 04/23/12 08:39AM

People with half a god damn brain in their heads not drugged to a stupor by that evil emotion "hope" have long understood that "anti-wrinkle creams" are bullshit. That, of course, has not stopped Americans from buying them by the truckload. We are a fundamentally dumb people. We must be protected from ourselves.

Dudes Have All Types of Excuses for Wearing Makeup

Hamilton Nolan · 09/02/10 11:55AM

Men use cosmetics these days. Okay, fine. "Do you!" as we always exclaim, followed by a Z-shaped pattern of finger snaps. Unfortunately, guys seem to have a bit of a problem owning up to their makeup fetish.