Halloween Question: What Should We Do About All of These Corpses?

Kelly Conaboy · 10/30/15 02:51PM

Green-Wood Cemetery, a National Historic Landmark, stretches across 478 acres of Brooklyn. But what if instead of using that land for a cemetery, somebody used that land for affordable housing? Huh, a good idea. The housing would be haunted, yes—but of use.

Guys Go Bar-Hopping with Friend's Corpse, Criminal Charges Ensue

Maureen O'Connor · 09/16/11 01:15PM

A pair of Coloradans have been charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft, and criminal impersonation for loading their dead friend's body into the backseat of their car, then using his ATM card to finance a night of bar- and strip-club-hopping. The cause of death has not yet been determined.

Dead Guy Wakes Up in Morgue

Max Read · 07/25/11 07:13PM

A South African man spent about 24 hours in a morgue this weekend. Not, like, hanging out! No, as a dead body.

Necrophiliac or World's Worst Lover?

Maureen O'Connor · 01/12/11 04:34PM

Richard Elwood Sanden was having sex with a lady when he realized she wasn't breathing. He called the cops, who—after reviewing the contents of Sanden's video camera—arrested him for necrophilia. His excuse: He didn't know she was dead.

Master of the Zombie Boner

Chris Mohney · 08/02/06 10:15AM

Observe hunky young Dr. Mark Warfel, ambitious Manhattan plastic surgeon with a secret plan: to perform all kinds of disturbing procedures on your penis, and to be paid well for the pleasure. In the name of enlargement, he's prepared to sever its ligaments, yank it further out of your groin, inject it with fat, and wrap it an am empowering sheath of dead flesh. Not girthy enough? Fear not: