There was something that was just a bit... off about Bruce Willis' appearance on Good Morning America today. He was attempting to promote Cop Out, but it seemed like someone slipped a Xanax—or six, into his morning coffee.
Ephemerist, Gawker's official sometimes favorite blogger, points out the awesome terror you can inflict with "You've got the AIDS" e-cards, which you send to someone when you're too afraid to own up to possibly giving them an STD. One reads "I got screwed while screwing, you might have too." It's illustrated with a screw! Because laughter is the best medicine, other than antiretroviral therapy.