Cool Pope Probably Not a Trump SupporterHamilton Nolan · 02/15/16 01:15PM
Hamilton Nolan · 11/13/15 09:14AM
Man Who Put the Pope on a Pizza: We’re Pizza Men, Not ArtistsTaylor Berman · 09/24/15 03:44PM
5-Year-Old Girl Breaks Through Police Barrier to Educate the Pope on Immigration ReformMelissa Cronin · 09/23/15 10:00PM
A five-year-old girl has become one of the few mortals with whom the Pope has held congress on his trip to the U.S. this week.
Capitalist Babies Lash Out at Pope in the Most Capitalist Way PossibleHamilton Nolan · 09/21/15 08:49AM
Philadelphia Mayor Promises Pope a Wawa Hoagie—Any Wawa Hoagie He WantsKelly Conaboy · 09/18/15 11:25AM
Cool Pope to Allow Women Who Have Had Abortions into Heaven (For One Year)Kelly Conaboy · 09/01/15 02:21PM
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Pope Trying-Too-Hard Claims He Hasn't Watched TV in 25 YearsHudson Hongo · 05/26/15 11:05PM
Start Answering All Your Phone Calls—The Pope Might Be CallingAleksander Chan · 05/01/15 03:21PM
Let the Pope Eat CarbsAllie Jones · 04/02/15 11:57AM
Pope Francis longs for many things in life, surely: World peace, the Parousia, the latitude to say that women can be priests...you know, stuff like that. The one thing he wants for himself? Pasta. And now Vatican doctors are telling him he can’t have it, because he’s gained a little weight since moving to Italy.
Allegedly Cool Pope Still Uncool with Gays Getting Married or AdoptingHudson Hongo · 02/04/15 10:00PM
Pope Flashes Cool as Hell Satanic Gang Sign on Philippines TourAndy Cush · 01/21/15 03:16PM
Cool Pope Francis has been edgy ever since he was named god's representative on Earth, but with a stylishly rebellious hand sign he flashed last week in the Philippines, he broke new ground. What devilish gesture is Francis displaying alongside Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle in the photo above? A gang sign? Satanic heavy metal horns? Let's investigate.
Cool Pope Francis Keeps It Real About Man's Stewardship of the EarthBrendan O'Connor · 01/18/15 02:00PM
Not-So-Cool Pope: "One Cannot Insult Other People's Faith"Kelly Conaboy · 01/15/15 10:35AM
Cool Pope Names Diverse New Set of Cardinals from All Over the GlobeHudson Hongo · 01/04/15 11:00AM
Cool Pope Celebrates Birthday by Buying Homeless People Sleeping BagsDayna Evans · 12/18/14 11:25AM
Cool Pope Just Making Stuff Up About Heaven NowHamilton Nolan · 12/12/14 09:55AM
Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Real, God Not a Magician With a Magic WandAndy Cush · 10/28/14 01:20PM
Cool Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, possessor of truly Jadenesque follower count, acknowledged today that evolution and the Big Bang thoery are real, and that God is not "a magician with a magic wand."