Charles Koch: It's 'Possible' Hillary Clinton Would Make a Better President Than Republican CandidatesMelissa Cronin · 04/24/16 10:05AM
These Are Some People You Could Meet at CPACSimon Zachary Chetrit · 03/05/16 06:52PM
At CPAC, shirts are red, people are very predominantly white and “blue lives” matter. From a record attendance of well over 10,000, here are a few portraits of people who paid between $70 and $5,000 to cheer wildly for Dinesh D’Souzas’ new movie trailer and boo about “the Donald Trumps of the left,” whoever they might be.
Republicans Will Fall in LineHamilton Nolan · 03/03/16 02:10PM
Birther Congressman: Canadian-Born Ted Cruz Will Restore America's SoulJay Hathaway · 11/16/15 01:08PM
Iowa Congressman Steve King continued to raise doubts about Barack Obama’s place of birth long after the president released his longform birth certificate. As late as last year, he was still asserting that wherever Obama may have been born, he was “not raised with an American experience.” Which is presumably why King just endorsed a real American—Canadian-born Ted Cruz—for president.
Video: Canadian Political Candidate Caught Pissing Into Homeowner's Coffee MugHudson Hongo · 09/07/15 03:30PM
Donald Trump Gay Marries Jesus: At the Family Leadership SummitHamilton Nolan · 07/19/15 04:28PM
Meet the Adorable Gay Bear Couple That Owns JebBushForPresident.comAdam Weinstein · 06/16/15 12:10PM
In 1996, C.J. Phillips met Charlie Rainwater and fell in love, as young self-identified “doggy dudes” do. Now, they’d like to have a polite, civil conversation—about their right to love each other, and anything else that’s vexing you. Which is why they parked a lovely website on the domain jebbushforpresident.com.
Accused Child Molesters Heart HuckabeeAdam Weinstein · 06/11/15 01:24PM
Duggars be damned: It turns out presidential Easter ham Mike Huckabee has another alleged child molester in his coterie. A prolific co-author of Huck’s and other Christian moralists’ books left his church and escaped prosecution when the statute of limitations ran out on his alleged sexual assaults of a young girl.
Rick Santorum Had a Campaign Rally in Iowa and Only One Person Showed UpAdam Weinstein · 06/10/15 10:51AM
Some competitors thrive on being the underdog. Some find humor and vigor in humiliating setbacks. And some are just glass-jawed failure artists, their piled losses more befitting than any theoretical small victory. Rick Santorum is the latter, having reached mediocrity’s apogee while eating lunch alone on Monday.
Here Is Marco Rubio Pretending to Know About Wu-Tang and Rap in GeneralAdam Weinstein · 06/05/15 02:20PM
Rick Santorum Is This Close to Beating the Pope's AssAdam Weinstein · 06/03/15 02:35PM
Kansas Launches Bold Plan to Give Poor People's Money to Rich PeopleAdam Weinstein · 05/21/15 02:25PM
Here's Tucker Carlson Whining to Alex Jones That Obama Does "Nazi Stuff"Adam Weinstein · 05/20/15 03:00PM
Plaid-condom monogram Tucker Carlson is apparently a semi-regular on Alex Jones’s crazy-talk show, because even if jet fuel can’t melt steel, it can give eight pounds of frat-boy hair a lovely volumizing body. Here’s the duo riffing jazzlike on Obama’s very clearly Nazi-like tendency to embrace racial diversity.
Lawmakers in Nebraska — Nebraska! — Vote to End the Death PenaltyAdam Weinstein · 05/20/15 12:30PM
Bobby Jindal Is Less Popular Than Even Barack Obama in LouisianaAdam Weinstein · 05/18/15 12:50PM
The Three Ways Marco Rubio Proved He's a Corrupt Loser Idiot This WeekAdam Weinstein · 05/18/15 11:45AM
Conservatives and Wanker Leader Enjoy Surprise Victory in UK ElectionAleksander Chan · 05/08/15 07:28AM
Does Anybody Know How to Fix This Busted Protocol Droid?Adam Weinstein · 05/01/15 11:12AM
Ted Cruz Was the College Debate Prick's College Debate PrickAdam Weinstein · 04/22/15 11:18AM
Imagine a drama kid—without good looks, singing or dancing ability, who wants to be president, is pretty sure your opinions suck, and thinks you’re an idiot. You just imagined a college parliamentary debater. And who do college parliamentary debaters think are irritating, pitiful jagoffs? In the 1990s, it was Ted Cruz.