Three-Diamond Disney Star Brenda Song Featured In Pages Of 'LA Weekly'

Seth Abramovitch · 04/21/08 01:40PM

No, your eyes weren't deceiving you as you scanned the LA Weekly escort ads while waiting on some Alegria take-out—that was none other than Suite Life of Zack & Cody star Brenda Song, rebranded as a "Hawaiin beauty. Come get lei'd." Despite possessing a well-documented stable of oft nude and knocked-up rising talent, however, Song's moonlighting efforts appear to be a complete fabrication, as Disney lawyers tell TMZ the ad constitutes "an unauthorized use of Brenda Song's image and her personal attorney has issued a cease and desist to the advertiser." As was the case with Elisha Cuthbert fans hoping for that $47 special in Las Vegas, when your celebrity escort deal seems almost too good to be true, it frequently is.