Bundy Ranch's Armed Defenders Seek Welfare to Sit Around Doing Nothing

Adam Weinstein · 05/12/14 03:24PM

The life of an ever-vigilant anti-government armed patriot is hard. And by hard, I mean dull and unproductive. Also, not very profitable. Maybe that's why all those guys hanging out cleaning their guns in Nevada are now begging hard-working Americans to please give them some money.

Nevada Ranch Militias Turn Against Each Other Over Drone-Attack Theory

Adam Weinstein · 05/01/14 08:33AM

The armed anti-government play-warriors who built a military force around a racist redneck rancher in Nevada have split into rival factions and are now at the brink of civil war, calling each other crazies and traitors and spreading rumors that Eric Holder planned a drone strike on them.

Stephen Colbert Sings "The Ballad of Cliven Bundy"

Jay Hathaway · 04/25/14 09:49AM

Stephen Colbert, jealous that Sean Hannity beat him to the punch in befriending anti-government, pro-slavery rancher Cliven Bundy, decided to jump on the bandwagon by giving the conservative "folk hero" his own folk song.

Deep Thoughts From Cliven Bundy's Damage-Control Press Conference

Adam Weinstein · 04/24/14 04:00PM

A simple, aw-shucks der-der-der cattleman with an arsenal and a drawl has captured the American conservative imagination. And vomited racist bile all over our dreams. But no worries, because he fixed it all with a Thursday afternoon press conference! Hear the man defend himself:

Crazy Armed Whiteys Successfully Defend Cows' Constitutional Rights

Adam Weinstein · 04/14/14 03:32PM

Bloodshed was averted and a bunch of freedom-loving, gut-hanging-over-the-brass-belt-buckle, self-styled militia men declared victory Monday in a major armed standoff with federal and local officials over one bubba's right to graze his cattle on taxpayer land in Nevada.