What’s Going On With Christina Aguilera’s Vagina on Her New Album Cover?

Rich Juzwiak · 10/05/12 01:40PM

Christina Aguilera just tweeted the cover upcoming, hilariously named seventh studio album Lotus. She's never given an indication that she has any taste at all (right down to the gratuitous, gaudy vocal running), but it seems like she's at least now owning her tastelessness? She's growing before our eyes. Good for her.

What's Going On With Christina Aguilera's Vagina in Her New Video?

Rich Juzwiak · 09/28/12 11:40AM

The best of several hilarious moments in Christina Aguilera's "Your Body" video occurs at its 2:20 mark, when she pulls a handsome man she just played pool with into a bar bathroom stall and unleashes blue paint on him...somehow? I do not know what we are to glean from this. Is she sick? A squirter? Does she pee blue and thick? Is she really bad at graffiti?