Tom Hanks' Son Chet Is America's Only Good Pundit

Ashley Feinberg · 12/10/15 12:07PM

Chet Hanks, free speech enthusiast and son of Tom Hanks (known for his role as “Dr. Dwayne Twitchell” in Season 10, Episode 5 of Happy Days), has been thinking a lot about this year’s electoral circus. Thoughts which he has kindly boiled down for us in a three-part Instagram video series that begins: “Pshhht, pthhssshttt, PSHHHTTHT.”

What in the Fuck Is Going on in Chet Haze's Dome?

Dayna Evans · 12/29/14 12:20PM

Chester "Chet Haze" "Son of Tom Hanks " "Man of the World, Man of the People" Hanks was back on Instagram last week giving the world what we demand: more characters! Chet, it's been a while since we could embrace your character acting and alter egos. What's this? Bless you. Prayers have been answered, for we were all waiting. A new alter ego!

Chet Haze Speaks Out on a Variety of Topics

Hamilton Nolan · 12/11/14 03:45PM

Chet Haze, the biological son of Hollywood star Tom Hanks and America's unintentionally funniest young man, is speaking out via social media after a variety of hilarious Chet Haze-related events.

Rita Wilson Talks About the Woman Who Got Away from Tom Hanks

Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/08/14 10:45PM

Tom Hanks, beloved actor and father of rapper Chet Haze, finally found someone impervious to his legendary charm. It's still unclear how the woman managed to resist Hanks' affable personality, which once carried two-and-a-half hours of monologuing to a volleyball.

The Saga of Chet Haze's Lost iPad

Hamilton Nolan · 02/06/13 11:22AM

If you enjoyed the heart-pounding action of Saving Private Ryan and the taut intrigue of The Da Vinci Code, you'll love dynamic thrill ride that is: The Son of the Star of Those Movies Lost His iPad.

Chet Haze Thinks You Voters Are Pathetic

Hamilton Nolan · 11/07/12 11:53AM

Feeling pretty satisfied with yourselves this morning, Obama supporters? Feeling real "proud" that your man won? Feeling nice and positive about all the "good things" that might happen over the next four years?

Chet Haze Goes to Africa

Hamilton Nolan · 08/07/12 10:27AM

"Africa is so beautiful! Everyone MUST visit at least one time in their life!" says Chester "Chet" Hanks "Haze," the rapping 22 year-old scion of an immensely wealthy A-list Hollywood movie star, in his inimitable declarative style. Here he is, pictured above, posing in a typical African dwelling amid local flora and fauna.

Recent Chet Haze Statements, in Descending Order of Self-Awareness

Hamilton Nolan · 06/25/12 02:11PM

Okay, here is the ABSOLUTELY TRUE setup to the jokes which you are about to hear: Chester M. "Chet Haze" Hanks is the Northwestern University-educated son of multimillionaire Oscar-winning Hollywood superstar Tom Hanks. The very definition of a self-made man, in other words. And he's a rapper. Haha. But wait, scratch that—now he's an R&B singer. Haha. I know. Here's his new single. Haha. Stop it, wait, we're getting to the point here. So anyhow, Chet Haze is active on Twitter, for the fans. If you haven't been reading in the past few days, you've missed out, yo: