You Simply Must See Carrot Top at the Luxor, Reports National NewspaperHamilton Nolan · 10/11/13 08:48AM
Carrot Top Gets A BlowoutSeth Abramovitch · 04/19/11 12:26AM
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the DayWhitney Jefferson · 09/01/10 03:00PM
Kim Kardashian Makes Up Carrot Top on The Tonight Shownightintern · 08/31/10 11:57PM
And Suddenly Hugh Knew That the Party Was, Finally, OverRichard Lawson · 06/11/10 10:25AM
The Most Hated Comedians of All TimeMike Byhoff · 01/18/10 01:48PM
Jay Leno has become the most hated comedian in America. But he's not the only one! These comedians are also hated because they're unoriginal, obnoxious, and out of touch. But one theme ties them all together: they're not funny.
Happy Birthdaycityfile · 02/25/09 07:50AM
Furrier, social fixture, and permanent PETA target Dennis Basso turns 55 today. Téa Leoni is turning 43. Chelsea Handler is 34. Reclusive billionaire hedge fund manager Bruce Kovner is 64. Longtime CBS newsman Bob Schieffer is turning 72. Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell is 43. Actress Rashida Jones is turning 33. Actor Sean Astin is 38. Julio Iglesias, Jr., the son of Julio and brother of Enrique, is turning 36. Sally Jesse Raphael is 74. And Carrot Top turns 44 today.
Spottedcityfile · 10/07/08 09:44AM
Tina Fey and Peter Dinklage filming scenes for 30 Rock outside NBC studios ... Whitney Port walking on the Bowery with Jay Lyon ... Blake Lively carrying her dog on the set of Gossip Girl ... Sarah Vowell standing outside the Letterman show ... Tom Cruise leaving an office building in SoHo with Katie Holmes and Suri ... Brooke Shields on the set of Lipstick Jungle ... Anne Hathaway showing up at the SNL after-party at McCormick & Schmick ... and Carrot Top and his girlfriend arriving at LaGuardia.
The Top's Cry For HelpDouglas Reinhardt · 04/24/08 04:00PM
One time successful prop comedian Carrot Top has traded in the suitcase of props in for a position as a mall security guard. More specifically, Carrot Top's new beat covers the Third Street Promenade's Abercombie & Fitch. As The Top explained, his rationale for making the move into security was two-fold:
1) It makes full use of his muscles
2) He gets paid exclusively in polo shirts and cargo shorts
Craigslist's Carrot Top-Curious CoupleSeth Abramovitch · 03/19/08 06:28PM
Longtime readers of Defamer know that we like nothing better than to break up the day with a dip into the Defamer Connections basket. This is L.A., however, where every taste and mathematical combination must be accounted for in the worthwhile pursuit of getting one's freak on, and thus requiring us to sometimes stretch the definition and who and what, exactly, constitutes a "connection." Which brings us to today's installment, via Craigslist:
Ever Wonder Who Would Sleep With Carrot Top?seth · 11/29/07 07:30PM
Carrot Top, the real-world Batman villain created when a mild-mannered comic fell into a vat of radioactive toxic sewage at the Acme Oversized Props factory, was captured coming out of Fred Segal yesterday by TMZ cameras. They caught him again later that night with a massively bemeloned woman on his arm, providing onlookers a bounty of huge produce the likes of which one can typically only find at a Blue Ribbon presentation ceremony of the County Fair.
Carrot Top Has Hit BottomRobespierre · 10/03/07 01:40PM
The time: 4 p.m.
The date: September 27th
The place: 7th Avenue at 54th Street
Sighted: "Just saw Carrot Top buying a salad at the corner of 54th and 7th. Totally knew just from the back of his head that it was him, then confirmed by passing him. Vastly overgroomed eyebrows, huge muscles—looks like a real-life cartoon character!"