Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Charity Calendar for That

Caity Weaver · 01/07/13 04:35PM

If you're like me, you delayed in buying your 2013 wall calendar because you knew they'd all go on sale after January 1st. Some people might decry this as "extreme cheapness," but isn't it cheaper to insist on getting the "full value" out of your calendar by using it on "all applicable days?" That's trashy.

This Terrifying Dental Mannequin Calendar Is This Year's Hot Christmas Gift

Max Read · 12/04/12 02:16PM

Wondering what to get the person who has everything? Why not one of these lovely calendars from dental supply company Practicon? Each month is accompanied by a photo of Practicon's dental mannequins, dressed up and having fun. It's heartwarming — and completely and utterly terrifying.

Snowflakes Should Just Get Over Themselves

Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/11 03:03PM

Kid hormones! Chemical knot! Fish legs! Pigeon counting! Fluid dynamics! Elephant toes! Space station! Snowflake pictures! And a calendar reform motion, debated and denied! It's your Thursday Science Watch, where we watch science—unsuccessfully!