Human Body Parts Made Out of Meat Make Perfect Halloween Appetizers, Cases for Cannibalism

Caity Weaver · 10/02/12 05:15PM

Halloween is less than a month away, which means it's time to start scrambling for a menu of thematic treats you can lay out on a spread for all the sexy devils, sexy pirates, sexy references to current events, and whatever other sexy things your kids' classmates will be dressed as when they descend upon your home for party time.

The Hilarious Reason a Chinatown Butcher Admitted to Selling Dog Meat

Brian Moylan · 11/04/11 03:34PM

A reporter from a CBS affiliate in Minnesota walks into a Chinatown butcher. No, this isn't the start of the joke, but what happened was unintentionally hilarious. The owner of the butcher shop isn't laughing, because he just had to fend off charges he was selling dog meat.

Butchers Lament Poor-Quality Meat in Gaga's Dress

Maureen O'Connor · 09/14/10 10:07AM

"Her bodice looks like the outside of the rib. Over the shoulder looks like it does come from a shoulder. There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks. The best you've got is the flank steak on her head."

America: 'Free Money??'

Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/09 02:22PM

The Way We Live Now: Peachily. It's over, people. The economy is "leveling out." The Fed says so! So please, stop doing poor things. In particular, stop your pandemonium-plagued grabs for free money from check-cashing spots. It looks bad.