Stop looking at these dumb bunnies. Won't somebody think of the poor tourist? He's being smothered to death by their cuteness.
Similar to drawings of old men that when flipped upside down look like beautiful women, this bunny eating raspberries, when watched through perceptive eyes, looks like a bunny in lipstick. Recommended while listening to Missy Elliott's "Meltdown". Nothing is exactly as it seems, etc.
A local news station decided to add some cute to its Easter coverage by bringing in a pair of bunnies to do what they do best: delivering eggs and candy and bringing joy to children. Just kidding! Fucking.
You probably like bunnies. How about several dozen bunnies?
Apologies if you've just barely digested your breakfast, but the economy is dying, you unfeeling bastard, and a murdered bunny* is the only way to truly understand it.
"The future looked so bright for tiny Til, a baby rabbit born without ears three weeks ago," Der Spiegel reports. For little Til was born in the east German town of Limbach-Oberfrohna, and Germans are a people known for their love of adorable mutants and pathetic baby animals. Like an earless, 8-year-old Lindsay Lohan from the family Leporidae, Til was destined for stardom.
While it's cold and disgusting outside, you can make your insides warm and fuzzy when you watch two baby buns cuddling with one another.