Body-Building Ambassador Poses for Christmas Card Wearing Mostly Paint

Hudson Hongo · 01/11/15 07:20PM

Among other things, Bruce Oreck is a former body-builder, the son vacuum magnate David Oreck and the U.S. Ambassador to Finland. But far more importantly, he's the winner of the State Department's (imaginary) "Best Christmas Card" contest three years running, thanks to ambitiously weird images like this one, released via Oreck's Facebook on Wednesday.