Remember When Sony Executives Told Us That Aloha Was Dogshit?

Jordan Sargent · 05/29/15 12:28PM

This weekend’s major film release is Cameron Crowe’s Hawaiian wet dream Aloha, starring Bradley Cooper, Rachel McAdams and Bill Murray, plus Caucasian, Arizona-born Emma Stone as a part-native Hawaiian named Allison Ng. Aloha currently has a very bad 14% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is not a surprise considering the film’s financiers openly lamented how painful and shitty the movie is.

What Did God Accidentally Give Bradley Cooper Instead of Nipples?

Caity Weaver · 01/06/15 05:47PM

The man who will, in the absolute best case scenario of his life, go down in history as America's second-most-famous Brad—Bradley Cooper—appears within and without the February issue of W magazine in the costume of a nearly naked French clown. Pasty and slick, straight out of the Comédie-Italienne of your nightmares, he stands in stately profile, bearing his nipples to the world.

Bradley Cooper's Whole Career Is a Sick Burn on Louis C.K.

Jay Hathaway · 03/20/14 09:04AM

Louis C.K. once pointed out that the aspiring actors who ask Sean Penn questions on Inside the Actors Studio are never going to be famous. It's true, with one notable exception. His name is Bradley Cooper, and he just humped C.K.'s leg in American Hustle.

A Completely Gratuitous Gallery of Sexy, Shirtless Celebrities

Brian Moylan · 11/16/11 03:55PM

Happy Sexiest Man Alive day, everyone. That is the day when People magazine announces who their hottest hunk of the year is. This time around it's Bradley Cooper. In his honor, here's a whole gallery of shirtless famous people we think are sexy, for no good reason other than that we know you're pervy.

Kris Humphries Comes Out of Hiding and Still Wants to Be Famous

Maureen O'Connor · 11/15/11 11:43AM

Throwaway husband Kris Humphries goes into the jewelry business. Michael Bublé calls Kim Kardashian a "bitch." Leonardo DiCaprio turns 37. Kristen Stewart on her Twilight premiere dress: "Well, it's purple and it's a gown." Tuesday gossip is addicted to fame.

Amanda Seyfried Likes Watching Herself Have Sex on Film

Maureen O'Connor · 09/14/11 10:46AM

Amanda Seyfried loves sex scenes, particularly an "extreme close-up" of herself rubbing tongues with Megan Fox. Olivia Wilde says she needs "four vaginas." Lil' Wayne talks Tea Party. Scarlett Johansson faces a naked picture scandal. Wednesday gossip needs a cold shower.

Jennifer Lopez's Weird Date with Bradley Cooper

Maureen O'Connor · 09/12/11 10:28AM

J.Lo's love life takes a turn for the strange. (Or PR-planted.) Lindsay Lohan causes a fashion week near-riot. Clooney goes public with his female wrestler girlfriend. Terrence Howard's murderous voice message. Monday gossip manipulates the public.

Sean Hayes Is Back and Ready for (Gay) Action

Richard Lawson · 08/16/11 05:04PM

Jack from Will & Grace is working on a new TV show, about gay things. Also today: Jim Belushi is heading back to television, Bradley Cooper makes a wise decision, and there are too many Jeff Buckleys.

The Vengeful Return of Shannen Doherty

Richard Lawson · 07/20/11 05:35PM

Everyone's favorite '90s villainess will soon be back on your TV. Be afraid! Also today: Someone's already upset with The X Factor, a Mormon book becomes a Mormon movie, and the strangest person is going to play the devil.

The Redemption of Tom Sizemore

Richard Lawson · 06/28/11 05:39PM

In this breathless roundup we celebrate the healthy return of a 1990s staple, we ruminate on the future of the Green Lantern franchise, we ponder Twilight's power, and we watch some deleted scenes.

Megan Fox Too Feminist for Transformers, Says Shia

Maureen O'Connor · 06/03/11 10:59AM

Megan Fox's "woman empowerment" rendered her incompatible with Michael Bay. Gwyneth Paltrow seeks genius tutor for children. Scarlett Johansson breaks up with Sean Penn. TGIFriday gossip.

Kim Kardashian's Engagement Ring: $2 Million and 20.5 Carats

Maureen O'Connor · 05/25/11 11:40AM

Kim Kardashian's giant boyfriend gives her a giant diamond. A Victoria's Secret model gets a DUI, kicks a cop, and escapes an L.A. jailhouse. Kellan Lutz rejects Britney Spears. Wednesday gossip attracts magpies.

Ex-Boyfriend Too Boring for Jennifer Aniston Tells Sad Tale

Maureen O'Connor · 05/04/11 10:34AM

Jennifer Aniston's key grip ex-boyfriend confesses he was too vanilla for her. Katy Perry's Jesus freak parents banned deviled eggs. Charlie Sheen interviews now cost $1 million. Wednesday gossip is out of touch.