Hoodies, Strip Searches, and College: A Salad Bar of American Dread

Mobutu Sese Seko · 04/03/12 03:35PM

Even when one or two stories dominate a national news cycle, there are still thousands more circulating beneath them. Most of these are local, which is great luck for local journalists, who can use them to fend off angry senior-citizen complaints that nobody's explained why Dahlia's Café—the one with the all-afternoon early bird!—was replaced with a "Chipottle."