Any Jokes About Starbucks' Blonde Roast Will Result in a 'Written Offense'

Hamilton Nolan · 01/12/12 03:18PM

How excited are we all about Starbucks™' new Blonde Roast™? Right? We don't even need to explicate that one. The real question is, how excited are the Starbucks™ team member associate partner barista family members, who have the privilege of handing over the bags of the new Blonde Roast™ to enthusiastic customers like us?