Which New Mom Is Hooked On 'Hillbilly Heroin'?

Richard Lawson · 10/15/08 08:28AM

Yesterday's bit about the rockstar's pregnant daughter had you guys a bit divided. Some said Peaches Geldof, others said Kimberly Stewart, and some said Frances Bean Cobain. I say all of them. Today we have an actor who can't perform as well as he says he can, a new mom taking "hillbilly heroin," and jealous TV costars. 1) "Which Hollywood hunk who boasts about his sexual prowess is actually a flop in bed? According to his conquests, the bloke in question is usually too drunk to perform." [Mirror] 2) "New celebrity mom. Same old tricks. When daddy is away, mom has been popping pills that she is getting from her doctor. At the same time she has another doctor who is keeping her hooked on hillbilly heroin. Must be fun for the baby. Must be why dad is spending so much time away from mom." [CDaN] 3) "This actress has been out of the limelight for awhile. It’s not that she doesn’t have any professional offers. While she is no ingenue, she is still very beautiful and very much in demand. Speculation is that she hasn’t worked lately because she is sick or pregnant or hasn’t been offered any great roles. No and no and no. She is just waiting for the bruising and swelling to heal. Not the result of plastic surgery. Rather, a new boyfriend." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which new cast member on an established TV show is wreaking havoc? One of the female stars has a crush on him, which is irksome to another male cast member who had been crushing on her. The guy with the bruised ego has been quietly sabotaging the new guy behind his back in the hopes that the newbie’s first story arc is curtailed, and the newbie given the boot." [BlindGossip]

Who Got the Rockstar's Young Daughter Pregnant?

Richard Lawson · 10/14/08 08:32AM

From yesterday's Columbus Day items you guys seemed to think that the rapper with the secret male Asian fetish was Kanye, and that the tycoon about to marry very young was Warren Buffet. Good guesses! Today we have a Hollywood lothario, a reality star who is sleeping around, and the pregnant daughter of a rockstar. 1) "What the hotel concierge is asking this week: One Mayfair hotel nicknamed which Hollywood superstar “Mr. Revolving Door” after the number of girls he was inviting to his room every night? Maybe he’s not gay after all." [Popbitch] 2) "Well that didn't take long. Apparently this reality celebutante is making up for the fact that she had to play the aggrieved girlfriend for so long. Turns out that just about any actor who is above C list has a shot at her which is what our former B list movie actor, and now lucky to get a C part but with some serious name recognition found out. No sex or anything like that, but they did manage to grope each other for 45 minutes in a corner this weekend." [CDaN] 3) "This rock star's daughter didn't wait too long to get pregnant did she? Umm, but who is the dad?" [CDaN]

Which Billionaire Will Soon Be Robbing the Cradle?

Richard Lawson · 10/13/08 08:36AM

Many of you jerks probably don't have work, because you are jerks. Oh well. For those that remain: a secretly gay rapper, a closeted gay star hitting on a straight star, an actress with a deadbeat baby daddy, a billionaire who's marrying a lady way younger, and two TV lesbians all await you after the jump. Suck on it, Christopher Columbus! 1) "Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public, bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on the side?" [NYDN] 2) "Which closet gay Hollywood star tried it on with a straight actor at a party for one of his plays? The poor chap had to make his excuses and flee." [Mirror] 3) "C+ list actress co-star on a Top 20 network show. You would know her face if you watch the show, but doubtful you would know the name. But not for the reasons you think. Anyway, you would think since her boyfriend can't get a job he would at least find time to help raise the baby while our actress is at work. I mean it is his kid I think. But, no, he makes the actress get a nanny so he can go hang out at strip clubs all day with her money." [CDaN] 4) "Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network show. Umm, if you are going to do some work on our actor's house, you may want to consider insurance or a lawyer. A group of people were repairing our actor's roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Hurt badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, no one would care about him one way or the other and to just get him off the actor's property." [CDaN] 5) "Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who’s never been married before? She’s been after the old codger since his wife of decades died." [P6] 6) "Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately." [P6] 7) "Which two TV actresses are dating? The first woman is an actress on a network TV show. She is a partner in a sham marriage. Her new girlfriend is probably C+ list, because although she is also on a TV show, she is not a household name. She is a little older than our fake bride. They have been inseparable for the past two months." [BlindGossip, blessedly rewritten from a CDaN item]

Spoiler Alert! Which Director Had Big Film Secrets Stolen By Hookers?

Richard Lawson · 10/10/08 08:49AM

Yesterday you guys seemed to think that our out of control cougar was Drew Barrymore. Which is very strange. Because she is young. But the people have spoken. Anyway, today we have a celebrity who still sends texts to his ex-girlfriend, a big time movie director who got robbed by hookers, and a rapper who is pretending to be rich. 1) "Which rowdy celeb is hounding his ex with text messages and is still under the illusion they are dating? She has definitely moved on." [Mirror] 2) "Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot “I’m a Big Hollywood Director” come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into! Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties weren’t as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too – but hey, whattaya want.) Anyway, flash forward a few hours Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all – his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion." [CDaN] 3) "This female rapper continues… giving the impession she’s ballin big with money to waste. In reality: She rents her designer bags and jewelry… She’s broke but she can’t seem to let the bling-bling lifestyle go. She’s addicted to material wealth and will spend her last penny renting the finer things in life instead of buying food or paying rent. When she’s desperate for cash, she [services] rappers and industry men." [BlindGossip]

Who Is The Out Of Control Cougar?

Richard Lawson · 10/09/08 08:50AM

Yesterday some of you were flummoxed by the gay NFL star and his gay actor boyfriend, but some of you guessed that it was Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris and, um, some skinny white dude. Today we have a celeb who must be chaperoned by his wife when out in public, a drunken cougar, and a gay third wheel who may become less of a third wheel. 1) "Which celeb is only allowed out to award shows if he's chaperoned because his wife doesn't trust him? The young stallion said he doesn't even trust himself after a glass of champers" [Mirror] 2) Crazy old-timey blind item here. 3) "Whose friends are begging her to go back to rehab? This over-35 celeb was sober for a long time, but she has started drinking again and can’t seem to restrain herself from picking up every young boy in town. She thinks her random hook-ups are funny, and prove to her ex that she has moved on. Her friends, however, think that her activities are desperate, creepy, and downright dangerous." [BlindGossip] 4) "That picture-perfect Hollywood couple may want to have their hunky friend walk a little further behind them. Word’s getting around that he’s the actor’s boyfriend, but apparently the actress is cool with it." [NY Daily News via BlindGossip]

Which Secretly Gay Actor Is Dating a Secretly Gay NFL Star?

Richard Lawson · 10/08/08 09:23AM

Yesterday you guys guessed that the nose-damaged cocaine head indie actor was Brooklyn resident Peter Sarasgaard. I hope it's not true! His daughter is a baby and cute to look at. Today we have a hunk who's embarrassed by some photos, a secretly gay actor dating a player in the NFL, and people who are skipping work. 1) "Which hunk is furious after a glamour girl set him up for a raunchy photoshoot? The hotty wants to be taken seriously as a TV personality but was fuming after he was pounced on by the busty blonde." [Mirror] 2) "Think Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are the only ones with NFL boyfriends? Well, I think you are forgetting about one very important C+ actor on a hit network drama who leaves his wife and kids every weekend to go cheer on his boyfriend who is on an NFL west coast team." [CDaN] 3) "Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon." [BlindGossip]

Which Indie Actor Did So Much Coke He Had To Have His 'Nose Repaired'?

Richard Lawson · 10/07/08 08:47AM

Yesterday you guys thought that the about to come out pop star was New Kids on the Block crooner Jonathan Knight. With is sad because I don't think anyone would care or be surprised, which means it's probably true. Sigh. Today we have a cokehead indie actor and a bad-in-bed movie star. 1) "First time ever in the blind items for this intellectual B list actor. I say intellectual because he seems like he has a brain, and he has made a career of films in which a person actually has to think. Kind of like the Parker Posey for actors, but younger. Well, our actor had to take about a six month mandatory break from filming because he could not get insured. Though he has managed to stay out of the headlines, his problems are very Lindsay Lohanish minus the family drama. During his last film, he did so much coke that he had to get his nose repaired. Because of this, before any insurance company would back him, they wanted him to go to rehab which he did for three months. He also has to submit to weekly drug screening as a condition to being insured." [CDaN] 2) "He is surrounded all the time by beautiful women. But it turns out his libido doesn't quite match up to the legend. Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn't exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was." [BlindGossip]

Which Boy Band Member Is About to Come Out?

Richard Lawson · 10/06/08 09:04AM

Welcome back, October 6th already! Many blind items for you this chilly morning. A lady restaurateur with a stalker problem, a TV star having an affair, a smitten comeback actor, a famous love triangle, a former escort who is now a superstar, a comedian with a small endowment, a jealous wife of a rockstar, and a secretly gay boyband member. 1) "Which lady restaurateur has had to flee the country to get away from a stalkerazzi ex-boyfriend? No word on when she's planning to return." [NYDN] 2) "Which TV star is having an affair behind his girlfriend's back? The high-profile man in question is constantly bombarding his new love with raunchy texts." [Mirror] 3) "Former A lister but he hasn't been one in awhile. I guess technically he would be about a C lister now but with some A list name recognition. Always films. He was trying to make a career comeback. His agent and manager have a brand new television show lined up for him, but he hasn't done anything about it, returned any calls or met with the people he needs to because he is newly in love and can't bear to be apart from his girlfriend. Manager and agent are ready to let him go unless he gets his act together." [CDaN] 4) "This is really interesting. This foreign born actress is definitely C list. Attractive and young, but C list. Apparently she was also the reason that this now married B+ film actor who got his start in television broke up with his then fiancee who is an A list singer. The C list actress and our B+ actor had a thing for about five minutes while they were making a film together, but she was always keeping in touch after. Although she wanted more, our actor didn't. Unfortunately for him, his A list singer, didn't believe him or his protestations, and eventually it led to the break up." [CDaN] 5) "Before his big break, this black male celebrity was an escort and serviced some of wealthiest women on the East Coast… When he first got into the entertainment industry, he came with a “conquest” list and he has since checked off every woman on that list… Women continue to swoon over him and he’s made good investments over the years. Not only is he sexy but he’s also rich." [BlindGossip] 6) "Which big name comedian is getting regular laughs not over his back catalogue of gags - but the size of his manhood? The little fella in question is nicknamed “mini-mouse” by his many scorned lovers." [BlindGossip] 7) "Which wife of a rock superstar has been punishing him for going to strip clubs without her? The spouse has spent about $30 million on a house they don't really need to get back at him for not including her in his adventures." [NYP] 8) "Which boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet?" [NYP]

Which Celebrity Will Kill Your Cat?

Richard Lawson · 10/03/08 09:19AM

So, yesterday the secretly faggy mega tween star turned out to be, according to y'all, Zachariah Efronica. Apparently he boned Urrrrrrrsher. Funny! Today we have a pretend celebrity couple, a singer who jeeps on her man in front of him, a too skinny celeb lady, and a supporter of pussy murder. 1) "Which celebrity couple of the moment are actually nothing more than vague acquaintances? The supposedly loved-up duo have only ever met each other in front of the cameras" [Mirror] 2) "So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though." [CDaN] 3) "This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit - to make her look as if she was of normal weight - but the celeb nixed it." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which male celebrity is siding with the NY cat kicker? When he heard about the volatile boyfriend who murdered his girlfriend’s cat, he replied “F*** the cat. If it bit me, I would have killed it too.” It’s hard to imagine words like this pouring out of his mouth, as his public persona is one of being a really nice guy." [BlindGossip]

Which Tween Megastar Has Hotel Trysts With Other Men?

Richard Lawson · 10/02/08 08:44AM

Yesterday we posed some questions, and you guys decided that the tween TV/movie star with a drug and sadness problem was either Hilary Duff, Alexis Bledel, or Amanda Bynes (good guesses all!) and that the heartthrob hunk with a slight case of bulimia was Zac Efron. Correct. Today we have another tween star who's maybe a gay person, a publishing house that only pays its minority interns, and a bitchy TV star. 1) "Another tweener today. This time it is a guy though and one of the biggest of the big tweeners. I really hate that word, but at least it is to the point. Anyway this tweener has always had his sexuality questioned and spending the night in the hotel suite of this ambiguous A list male singer is not going to help quash the rumors." [CDaN] 2) "Which publishing house is quietly paying interns, but only if they're "of a minority"? Not a whole lot of people know about it - because most of the interns, well, aren't getting paid - but the ones that are, aren't really in need. Does HR really assume that you need money based not on income but on your skin color? Guess so." [BlindGossip] 3) "Which sexy actress has been anything but angelic on the set of her new TV show? Her costars are fuming after the dirty diva demanded more screen time and a bigger trailer." [BlindGossip]

Which Heartthrob Actor Has An Eating Disorder?

Richard Lawson · 10/01/08 08:42AM

Yesterday we asked you about a secretly pregnant celebrity, and you guys resoundingly said it was Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria (Parker). Which goes to show that you guys know a lot about Eva Longoria (Parker). Today we have a tweeny bop starlet with secret depression and drug problems, a bulimic (yet toned!) heartthrob, and an actress spiraling deeper and deeper into drugs. 1) "This tweener star has always been known for television. Now she does films primarily. In the past year while doing a film, she was devastated emotionally over a breakup, and also trying to kick coke at the same time. About two weeks into filming, our actress tried to kill herself. Because the location was out of the country it was managed to be hush hushed. She then took about ten days off and continued filming. Her mom was brought in, and the actress seemed to recover. She also started using coke again, but made it through filming without any more incidents." [CDaN] 2) "This young heartthrob actor has many female admirers but he pays a high price for his good looks. He works out maniacally in the gym but can’t control his eating. He loves to eat in burger joints and in the fanciest restaurants so he’s cultivated a bad case of bulemia. But of course there are drawbacks. It’s destructive to his teeth and his breath isn’t exactly kissing sweet and his current relationship is suffering. But his body looks fantastic." [BlindGossip] 3) "Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of coke to alleviate the pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed life: a talented partner, an adorable child, a hit TV series as well as forays into film. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper and deeper into the white stuff. Now it’s taken over her life. She is so thin and so unhappy, but her friends don’t know how to save both her and her public image." [BlindGossip]

Who Is Secretly Pregnant?

Richard Lawson · 09/30/08 09:01AM

Though it was a somewhat convoluted blind item, a lot of you guys came to the same conclusion yesterday: one of the actors who got all drugged up and gave an actress a black eye was kinda crazy dude Christian Bale. Sounds convincing! Today we have two TV costars who are having an affair, and a star who is secretly pregnant. 1) "Well it is the period for fall television premieres. This one hasn't kicked off yet, but when it does, you need to keep an eye out to see if you can catch any of the sparks that are apparently happening on set between this married B- list actress and her in a relationship C+ male co-star. Apparently his relationship is not going smoothly at all now that his significant other caught him sending dirty texts to the B list actress. What our B list actress probably doesn't know is that the C lister has a reputation for always cheating on his significant others with castmates and that our actress is nothing special to him. Hopefully she will realize that fact before she walks out on her husband." [CDaN] 2) "Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. She’ll go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair." [BlindGossip]

Which Drugged-Out Actors Gave An Actress a Black Eye?

Richard Lawson · 09/29/08 08:56AM

Finally, a bit of sun is back! Just in time for Monday! And with the sun come sweet, sweet blind items. After the jump we have a coke-snorting socialite, a misbehaving daughter of a designer, a celebrity trying to forget her casting couch past, and two bad actors. 1) "Which fame-hungry 'social' spends so much time stuffing cocaine up her nose, her hangers-on have taken to calling her 'Coco Puff?'" [P6] 2) "Which designer daughter and her husband are stirring the pot on both coasts? She had tongues wagging in LA over her scary skinny bod, while her other half was recently kicked out of a Hamptons hot spot for slugging another guy." [P6] 3) "Which squeaky clean celebrity slept her way to the top of the charts but is now desperate to erase the past?" [Mirror] 4) "Definite B+ film actor (#1) in one of the biggest films of the year. Well in a film that just wrapped, our actor got really, really crazy with this C list actor (#2)who has had his shots at fame and even has B list recognition for all of his film work. Mostly their fun was just an awesome amount of drugs and alcohol being consumed and practical jokes that are only funny to people wasted out of their minds. But one day, things got a little out of hand with an actress on the set who is C list (#3), and has primarily been in television. A definite big hit television show, but she is still C list. Well, apparently our actress had a huge thing for #1 and so would basically do anything he wanted despite the fact he is married. Although they did have almost constant sex, the big ugly scene was a result of #1 and #2 always pressuring her to keep up with their drug use. One day when she refused, #2 hit her, leaving a huge black eye. Not wanting a fuss, the producers, gave her a raise and offered her a lead role in their next film as long as she kept quiet. She agreed. She also didn't stop hanging out with either guy after the incident." [CDaN]

Which Actor Has a Gay Gangbang In His Past?

Richard Lawson · 09/26/08 09:11AM

From yesterday's items, you guys are mostly still just joking around, though a couple of you thought that the "musical family man" with a kinky sex secret might be a Broadway musical man, so you guessed Matthew Broderick (who was, I believe, in The Music Man) and Taye Diggs. I can digg it. Today we have a celebrity afraid of asses, a drunken Academy award winner, an actor with a gay gangbang secret, and an author who maybe didn't write their last two books. 1) "Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction." [Mirror] 2) "Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly." [CDaN] 3) "Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as 'Two Tricks', and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet." [PopBitch via BlindGossip] 4) "Which trendy novelist's last two books are rumoured to have been ghost-written?" [PopBitch via BlindGossip] 5) "Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart. Now that she's sober and moving forward, he's looking to improve his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope she's smarter this time around." [BlindGossip]

Which 'Musical Family Man' Is Having a Kinky Sex Affair?

Richard Lawson · 09/25/08 09:13AM

Judging from yesterday's items, you guys are a bunch of jokesters! Nary a serious guess in the whole bunch. Though some of you did posit that the skinny actor who's skinny because of cocaine (hey, I should try that! see you in hell, gym that I never go to!) was Adrien Brody. To which I say: he does have a big nose, and that is how you snort drugs. Anyway, today we have girl and boy bands who are swapping sex partners like swingers on that one creepy, famous episode of Real Sex, an actress with "special talents," and a kinky family man. 1) "Which girl and boy bands have become so close in recent weeks, they've started swapping partners? The promiscuous groups are getting a bad rep among disgusted record label bosses." [Mirror] 2) "The couple to which I am referring is the one that spent some time together in a foreign country while he was filming. He of course is a B list actor who still has that desire to return to A list status. She has never been more than a B-, but has special talents which our actor finds he really needs to keep him, ummm, interested so to speak. Our actor has been spending time apart from his special someone, and while she has been away, he has had at least one encounter at his home with the actress and her special talents. Their liaisons would have probably gone unnoticed, except for something unusual that happened on her last exit from our actor's home. Apparently she had been beneath the view of the car windows, and the lenses of the paps. But then, for some reason, something caused to her to move up to viewing level, if even for just a brief instant. Now, of course it could be said that she was merely visiting or reading scripts, but then why the hiding, and why does she only turn up when our actor is alone." [CDaN] 3) "Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and he’s totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation." [BlindGossip]

Which Skinny Actor Is Only Skinny Because of Coke?

Richard Lawson · 09/24/08 09:02AM

From yesterday's items, you guys seemed to think that the secret lesbian actress with a crumbling fake marriage was Mariska Hargitay (innnnteresting) and that the talk show personality trying to make a move to serious news was Elisabeth Hasselbeck (shudder). Today we have a skinny-from-cocaine actor, a British actress who is sleeping with her director, and a TV star who made a network create a show for their less talented spouse. 1) "Which lanky actor claims he's always been skinny but actually his continuing weight loss has more to do with a two-gram-a-day coke addiction?" [Mirror] 2) "This A list British actress who only does film has been in a very long term relationship. Wouldn't he be surprised to know that while doing press for her latest film, she has been spending each night in the director's bed. A few weeks ago he showed up in the city she was in as a surprise. Went to her room and she wasn't there even though it was 6am. She showed up in the hallway about 7am and they got into it right there in the hallway for 15 minutes, causing people to look out their doors. She finally got them inside her room, and apparently he forgave her or bought her story because he showed up on her arm that day at an event." [CDaN] 3) "Which TV star pushed their network into creating a show for their spouse? The outspoken veteran used their stardom - and a few threats - to leverage a lucrative deal that clearly exceeds the spouse's talent. Network execs did the deal because they wanted to keep the star happy. As they are certain the new show will fail, they are meeting behind the star's back to discuss how they can keep their monetary losses to a minimum" [BlindGossip]

Which Lesbian Actress' Fake Husband Is Demanding More Money?

Richard Lawson · 09/23/08 08:57AM

From yesterday's items you guys totally thought the overly-botoxed reality show judge was Nina Garcia, which would make sense. Though does she have a second show? And you thought that the squeaky clean actress with hardcore drug past was Anne Hathaway, which was my guess too! Let's see if we agree on today's, which feature a singer about to be dumped, a lesbian's fake husband who's demanding more money, a mysteriously perfect-looking Emmy attender, and a talk show host who wants to be a reporter and a reporter who wants to be a talk show host. 1) "Which sweet singer is on the verge of being dumped by her boyfriend? The paranoid girl has been following him home and sifting through his phone for raunchy messages." [Mirror] 2) "I will admit that this fake marriage lasted longer than I thought it would, but all good things must come to an end. Seems as if our B list television actress on a hit network drama just can't keep pretending to keep a man. The lesbian that refuses to come out of the closet is trying to convince the world that she is straight. Our actress has been in this space before when her last beard left her. This time she tried to convince us all by getting married, but no one is really buying it, least of all her fake husband who wants a raise." [CDaN] 3) "Who almost skipped the Emmys because of a bruised and battered face? This actress wanted to look her very best when on stage. However, the marks from her recent plastic surgery were still very obvious. A desperate search for a makeup artist and hair expert specializing in concealing scars and bruises ensued, and the star wound up looking perfect. Some say a little too perfect." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which two television stars will practically be trading places? One is a outspoken woman who has exhausted her stay as a talk show host and wants to try working in more of a journalistic capacity for one of the cable news channels. The other is a news reporter who wants a network talk show that will have a softer and broader focus than her current area of hard news expertise. Both are in active negotiations to achieve their respective goals." [BlindGossip]

Which 'Squeaky Clean' Actress Has a Hardcore Drug Past?

Richard Lawson · 09/22/08 08:58AM

What a weekend! Such lovely weather and so many big events and lots of stars did things secretly enough to merit blind items. After the jump we have a reality show judge with bad Botox, an unliked guest star starlet, a lesbian nanny, a former druggie starlet, a private school with Wall Street worries, a star with pee on his shoes, and an angry divorce. 1) "Which reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face 'swelled up like a cauliflower'" [P6] 2) "Which stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set." [P6] 3) "Which new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian?" [P6] 4) "Which supposedly squeaky-clean starlet was a big fan of some pretty hardcore drugs back in college? Her favorite tagline is, 'Wow, the drugs in Hollywood are so much better than what we used to get.' Of course, all the evidence of her hard partying has been erased. Once she hit the big time a couple of years back, her publicist made the rounds of her pals and bought up all the photo evidence of her former fun." [NYDN] 5) "What private school has sent out e-mails to parents who may have lost everything in the Wall Street crisis asking if they need financial aid?" [NYDN] 6) "Which star was fuming when a drunk reveler peed on his shoes? He popped out for a cigarette during a London Fashion Week party when the man soiled his suede shoes." [Mirror] 7) "This C list actress who really has always done television and was on a very hit drama has B list name recognition. Well she and this a-hole former C list teen actor and now all around douchebag have started dating. If that wasn't bad enough, she's pregnant. I can't believe he is reproducing and that she let him get anywhere near her." [CDaN] 8) "This divorce is getting nasty. Seems that this A list entertainer is a little upset at some of the things his soon to be ex-wife has been saying about him to the press. So, what has he done? Well, honestly, no one knows for sure it is him, but someone has been leaving various pieces of road kill on the front porch of her home and scattered around the yard as well. Seems his wife is a huge animal lover and so this has obviously been having a huge effect on her." [CDaN] 9) "This B list actor/actress couple has been rumored to have called it quits. They have denied it. She has actually been in this space before because of a special international friend she has. Well the couple had come to an understanding about that as long as she was honest about where she was and who she was with. Well, next time she calls home she may want to step away from the guy making boarding announcements at the airport, especially if he is announcing a destination completely different from the place you told your husband you were going to be." [CDaN]

Which Action Star Is Gay When In Europe?

Richard Lawson · 09/19/08 08:48AM

From yesterday's blind items, you guys seemed to think that the rehabbed star who relapsed and returned to sweet sweet booze was Kirsten Dunst. Makes sense to me. Today we have a socialite doing heroin, a comedian whose wife is sleeping with the neighbor, a secretly gay action hero, and an unhappy star who fired her stylist. 1) "Which famous socialite was caught by a girlband member doing heroin? The pop singer couldn't believe her eyes and quickly scurried away to tell her pals." [Mirror] 2) "Which A list comic funny man film star needs to keep a closer eye on his wife? Seems that she has taken a very keen interest in the agent who lives next door. Every time his wife leaves town and our funnyman leaves town, these two never spend a second apart." [CDaN] 3) "This tough guy actor loves playing a hero. His successful movies are violent and loaded with explosive action. He's always been a macho bruiser so romantic scenes are scarce and that's fine with him. He dates pretty women when he's in the US, but he prefers to make movies that film in Europe. That's because he feels he has more privacy there. He can do what he wants without being observed and what he wants to do is go to gay bars and pick up men. His girlfriends back in the US wish he'd commit, but he's far too interested in male companionship." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which celebrity fired her stylist after a screaming match? She was furious that all her money had failed to land her a place on even a second-tier Best Dressed List. She called the stylist and let loose a string of obscenities. The stylist then made a comment about how the clothes would have looked better if the client hadn't gained a few pounds. The client then fired her on the spot." [BlindGossip]

Which Rehabbed Star Is Back With the Drink?

Richard Lawson · 09/18/08 08:52AM

Who the heck knows, really, about any of this stuff, but you guys made some guesses yesterday about the actress who was almost too hairy and you seemed to think it might be Penelope Cruz. A theory I enjoy. Today we have a movie star couple, sex in a limo, a ranting emailer, a potential "cutter," and a relapsed star. 1) "What film brother/sister duo in an upcoming blockbuster film are having to keep their relationship secret because of fears that the general public will not make the distinction between film and real life?" [CDaN] 2) "I don't know if this B+/A- heart throb actor is dating this B- list film actress with A+ name recognition, but it didn't stop them from having sex in a limo on the way to a film. Just wondering if the driver got photos." [CDaN] 3) "Which correspondent will be fired for sending out an email rant about his colleague? He wrote that economically-challenged viewers want to "barf" when they hear the show's anchor complain on air about her obscenely-priced red carpet gowns. Since he was already demoted after his last outburst, this time it's the ax." [BlindGossip] 4) "Which celebrity showed up at a party looking gorgeous in an arm-baring outfit that showed off more than her tan? Friends were horrified to also see a series of red vertical cuts from her wrist to her elbow. The celeb claimed that her cat scratched her. Repeatedly. In that one specific area. That must be one angry cat." [BlindGossip] 5) "Which rehabbed star is back to bar hopping? She has been going out nearly every night since her homecoming, almost always to a bar. Paranoid about being spotted by paparazzi, she has exited just in time on several occasions so there is no photographic evidence yet. However, she does worry that before long her activities might be picked up by a blogger. Too late!" [BlindGossip]