Groundhog Predicts Six More Seconds of Biting The Mayor's Ear Off

Jay Hathaway · 02/02/15 05:40PM

Low-rent Punxsutawney Phil impersonator Jimmy the Groundhog has the easy annual task of predicting each February whether Sun Prairie, Wisconsin, will experience six more weeks of winter (yes: it is in Wisconsin). This year, the job got to him a little bit as he whispered his prognostication into Mayor Jonathan Freund's ear: The weather will be—got your ear, sucker! I'm biting your damn ear off! How you like me now?

Biting, Groping Vampire Woman Terrorizes Convenience Store

Lauri Apple · 11/12/11 01:20PM

On Monday evening, an unidentified woman allegedly walked into a Denver convenience store, groped a male customer and bit him on the neck, then allegedly bit the clerk on the neck after asking for a hug. Police consider her armed to the teeth ... with teeth!

Tara Gets Super Kinky and Bloody on True Blood

nightintern · 07/26/10 12:20AM

To escape from being turned into a vampire and to free herself from a bed post, Tara gets insanely sexual on tonight's True Blood. When Franklin tells her to get even more kinky by biting his own flesh, she obliges.

Fox News Bedbug Victim Displays Her Wounds

Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/08 01:36PM

Jane Clark, the former Fox News employee who is now suing the company that managed the network's bedbug-infested headquarters, had a press conference today where she showed off the results of her vicious multiple bitings at the hands of the bloodthirsty insects. Take heed, potential Fox News guests: this may be the fate that awaits you! Two more graphic photos of Clark's welt-ridden neck, after the jump.