Tiny Adult Justin Bieber Can Assault His Bodyguards Because He is Very Famous

Jordan Sargent · 01/10/13 10:20PM

Justin Bieber is a tiny adult. But he's also one of the most famous people in the world and is thus impervious to consequences. One thing you can do as a tiny adult impervious to consequences that you can't do as a tiny adult subject to consequences (like, say, myself) is punch most people, including an ex-Israeli soldier who is your bodyguard. Such are the privileges of being young and famous.