Jared Leto Finally Has Face Broken

Choire · 03/05/07 03:14PM

Blogger-hating, not-gay-sex having, would-be baseball bat wielding, non-Jessica Simpson dating, punk rockier than you former TV star Jared Leto has had his nose broken while his band was playing in Texas. He was, in an extremely unlikely turn of events, stampeded by fans. This is a sad day for all of us. Now the only dream we have left unfulfilled is to watch Zach Braff tickle-tortured by a gang of bonobos until he pukes to death on his own smug laughter.