Man Sues MillerCoors for Pretending Blue Moon Is a "Craft Beer"

Jay Hathaway · 05/01/15 05:05PM

A San Diego beer drinker is suing massive alcohol conglomerate MillerCoors, the second macro-est macrobrewer in the world (behind Anheuser-Busch Inbev), for false advertising because he’s been buying Blue Moon all these years, believing it was a “craft beer.” Did he actually drink any of it? Because that probably would have cleared things up pretty quick.

A Bunch of Dumb Teens Just Ruined Spring Break For Everyone 

Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/07/15 08:30PM

In a story straight out of the second act of a high school graduation movie, a bitchin' spring break in the Gulf of Mexico was ruined this weekend when Alabama police busted a group of teens hauling their fun juice across state lines.

Idiot Robot Started Its Weekend Already

Kelly Conaboy · 12/05/14 10:02AM

While you're sitting at work like a chump, this little brainless idiot got a head start on its super dumb weekend. What are you waiting for?

This Beer-Fetching Dog Is an Adorable Little Enabler

Jay Hathaway · 10/29/14 03:05PM

We've long relied on our canine friends to provide boozy sustenance in our times of greatest need, ever since 16th-century St. Bernards revived snowbound Alpine travelers with mini-kegs of brandy. Actually, that's almost entirely made up. But hey, this dog can fetch beer from the fridge on command!

Texas Highway Shut Down for Hours Following Gigantic Beer Can Spill

Aleksander Chan · 09/02/14 10:58AM

Houston Police spent five hours this morning cleaning up a highway covered in beer after an 18-wheeler carrying dozens of cases of Busch beer and a car collided on the Katy Freeway. KHOU reports that the 18-wheeler jackknifed and rolled over, spilling the hundreds of beer cans across multiple lanes of the highway.

Corona Completely Gives Up on Being Cool

Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/14 08:34AM

Kids these days and their sophisticated, sellout millennial tastes—who knows what the hell they like? Not good old-fashioned beer brands such as Corona Light™, that is for sure. Corona Light™ has had it with trying to impress these kids!