Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/18/13 03:18PM

What's one way to thwart a dapper bank robber who hands you a note demanding cash? Screaming, "Oh my God," running across the bank, and hiding under a counter.

Guy Robs Bank So He Can Get Health Care in Prison

Max Read · 06/20/11 08:37PM

James Verone, a 59-year-old former truck driver, was having serious medical problems that he couldn't afford to get checked out or treated. If only North Carolina had a free, state-run health-care system!, he thought. Then he realized it does: in prison.

How to Thwart a Bank Robber: Rudeness

Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/10 02:41PM

Attention, bank robbers: if you're trying to rob a Chase branch, and the bank teller just walks away from you rudely, don't be offended—they're just following company policy! Incorporate this knowledge in your future robbery plans. [Daily Intel; Pic]