Chief Pentagon Flack Threatens Nanny, Steals License Plates Over Supposed Misuse of Parking Pass

Ashley Feinberg · 06/01/16 05:40PM

Bryan Whitman was “one of the Pentagon’s top spokesmen” during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to The Washington Post. These days, as one of the highest ranking civilians in the DOD’s public affairs office, he “personally advises the Secretary of Defense.” In his downtime, though, Bryan Whitman has apparently taken it upon himself to be the neighborhood parking pass vigilante that no one asked for.