Delaware's Last Honest Toddler Fight Club Was Shut Down Yesterday

Caity Weaver · 08/21/12 12:25PM

Since toddlers were first domesticated thousands of years ago, they have been prized for their sweet faces and their deadly skill in hand-to-hand combat. Now three daycare workers in Delaware have been arrested for giving toddlers a theater in which to hone their innate violent tendencies. Secret Toddler Fight Club is no more.