Drone Pilot Fucks With the Wrong Kangaroo

Jay Hathaway · 12/22/14 03:24PM

A pilot tracking an Eastern grey kangaroo and her joey through Hunter Valley, Australia got a little too close, and perhaps underestimated the roo's speed and vertical leap. Although the pilot tried to back the drone up, it was too late: His shit got wrecked.

Gunman, Two Hostages Dead After Police Storm Australian Cafe

Taylor Berman · 12/15/14 10:34AM

Two people are reportedly dead and three more are reportedly in serious condition after heavily-armed police stormed the Lindt Cafe in Sydney this morning. Just before the raid, several more hostages fled the cafe, where they'd been held by a gunman—identified as Man Haron Monis, a self-proclaimed cleric—for more than 16 hours. Police have confirmed that the siege is now over, though they have not yet confirmed any casualties or injuries.

Sydney Siege Gunman Identified as Man Haron Monis

Taylor Berman · 12/15/14 10:15AM

Police have identified the man behind the on-going siege in Sydney as Man Haron Monis, a self-proclaimed cleric and former "spiritual healer" granted political asylum in Australia from Iran. Monis was recently charged with 50 counts of indecent exposure and sexual assault, and as an accessory to the murder of his ex-wife, who was stabbed and lit on fire in Sydney last year. He was also convicted of sending offensive letters to the family members of dead Australian soldiers.

Rugby Fan's Exposed Dick Wins Australian National Championship

Jay Hathaway · 10/06/14 11:11AM

The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a rugby team partially owned by Russell Crowe, won the Australian National Rugby League championship yesterday, its first victory in 43 years. "It's all about the bunnies down here," said a Channel Nine reporter, live at the scene. Wrong. It was all about one fan's swinging dick.

ISIS Terror Teen Killed After Stabbing Two Cops in Australia

Allie Jones · 09/24/14 09:08AM

Australian police shot an 18-year-old boy dead after he stabbed two cops last night. The teen, Abdul Numan Haider, brought an ISIS flag to the mall last week and was a "known terror suspect." This comes just one week after cops thwarted an ISIS plot to publicly behead a random Australian.

Prison Inmates Break Out, Get Wasted, Then Sneak Back In

Jay Hathaway · 07/29/14 12:46PM

A group of four prisoners at a work release center in Australia's Berrimah jail are suspected of repeatedly sneaking out to get drunk and high, then breaking back in before correctional officers noticed.