Don't You Ladies Worry About Nothing, Sal Strazzullo Is Here

Hamilton Nolan · 01/20/10 12:24PM

A porn star and a stripper are trying to beat prostitution charges on a grammatical technicality after prosecutors put "and" in a document where they should have put "or." Luckily for the women, they have a lawyer who—solely on the basis of the following quote—we picture (correctly, it turns out) to be a hilariously stereotypical sleazoid attorney:

We Must Not Allow Our Businesspersons to Taste Hippie Freedom

Hamilton Nolan · 10/06/09 01:56PM

The Way We Live Now: Beneath our proper stations. Respectable PR men and attorneys are now voluntarily doing so-called "other" jobs, like common hippie layabouts. The actual hippie layabouts are complaining because they lost their second jobs, to attorneys.