Manny Pacquiao Is Sorry (Not Sorry) He Hates Gay People, So Fuck Him (Don't Fuck Him)

Rich Juzwiak · 02/16/16 01:55PM

Manny Pacquiao is a professional boxer who’s easy enough to never once consider if you don’t follow the sport, unless you happen to read the internet and have an interest in gay rights and where, when, and via whom there is a lack thereof. In that case, you may know Pacquiao from his commentary on gays, a group that by virtue of his professed identity he is not part of and thus is no kind of an expert on.

Hampton Jitney: Sorry We've Been Running Late (Blame Bill de Blasio)

Alex Pareene · 06/04/15 05:01PM

The Hampton Jitney is a private bus line that takes well-off New York City residents from the city to the Long Island towns where well-off New York City residents enjoy spending summer weekends. Lately, some of those buses have experienced delays. One can only imagine the effect sitting in traffic must have on the already enervating class anxiety felt by Jitney riders who cannot, as their betters do, charter weekly helicopters.

Facebook Sorry for Making Users Relive Hellish Year With Year in Review 

Taylor Berman · 12/28/14 10:25PM

Facebook now admits that forcing people to revisit their most Liked and commented upon photos and statuses from the past year might not have been the best idea. This week, the product manager for the social media company's "Year in Review" app apologized to Eric Meyer, whose six-year-old daughter died of brain cancer earlier this year.

Rose McGowan Clarifies Gay Misogyny Statement Using The Golden Girls

Rich Juzwiak · 11/06/14 10:41AM

In the latest chapter of the internet's favorite e-book, Human Obliterates Valid Point with Bumbling Delivery, actor Rose McGowan recently took all the gay men that you can think of—all that your eye could see, all that you could grease up with Crisco and fit in an infinite amount of Olympic size swimming pools—to task during a recent episode of Bret Easton Ellis's podcast. "Gay men are as misogynistic as straight men, if not more so. I have an indictment of the gay community right now, I'm actually really upset with them," McGowan said.

Hamilton Nolan · 08/14/14 10:11AM

Soulless PR conglomerate Edelman has apologized for its blog post advising clients how to best gain publicity after a celebrity suicide. "We did not intend to capitalize on the passing of a great actor," they said, which is a lie.

Rich Juzwiak · 02/14/14 11:25AM

Drake has issued a statement regarding his Rolling Stone Twitter tantrum. Basically, he supports Rolling Stone's decision to replace him on the cover, but he "was not able to salvage my story or my photos and that was devastating." Also, his lack of choice in the matter made him feel "violated." Oh yeah, and he's "sorry."

Macklemore Is a Ho Bag

Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/14 01:40PM

Last night at the Grammy awards, Macklemore beat out Kendrick Lamar for multiple "Best Rap" awards. Afterwards, Macklemore texted Kendrick an apology. Classy? On the contrary.