Kim Basinger turns 56 today. Ann Coulter is turning 48. Teri Hatcher is 45. Dominic Monaghan of The Lord of the Rings and Lost is turning 33. Sinead O'Connor is 43. Nancy Meyers, the director of films like The Parent Trap and What Women Want, is 60. The Allman Brothers' Gregg Allman is 62. Former Yankee Mike Mussina turns 41. Guitarist Nick Zinner from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs is turning 35. Author Bill Bryson is 58. Mexican model Elsa Benítez is 32. And Jackass co-creator Jeff Tremaine turns 43 today.
Tomorrow we celebrate the day when Jesus smote the heathen Washington Redskins on behalf of the New England Patriots. Today, we have a pre-Thanksgiving outrage-off: Outrageous vs. outrageously stupid. Vote below.