It Looks Like the Oregon Occupiers Left a Giant Trench of Poop Near Important Native American Grounds

Andy Cush · 02/17/16 09:20AM

FBI agents investigating the scene of the Oregon wildlife reserve occupation this week found a trench full of “significant amounts of human feces” that was apparently left by Ammon Bundy’s band of antigovernment militants. According to a court filing reported by Reuters, the shit hole was either on top of or next to “grounds containing sensitive artifacts” of the Burns Paiute Native American Tribe.

Cliven Bundy Denied Bail in Oregon

Brendan O'Connor · 02/16/16 11:08PM

Cliven Bundy was denied bail in Portland, Oregon, on Tuesday, the Guardian reports. He is charged with felony conspiracy to impede federal officers in connection with the 2014 at his Nevada ranch. “If he’s released and goes back to his ranch, that’s likely the last the court will see of him,” the judge said.

The FBI Is Negotiating With the Oregon Militia 

Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/22/16 09:23AM

It’s getting colder and colder and no one’s taking them seriously anyway, so it’s little wonder that this week, Head Oregon Militia Idiot Ammon Bundy opened negotiations with the FBI.

Oregon Wildlife Refuge Occupiers Rifle Through Native American Artifacts

Brendan O'Connor · 01/20/16 10:21PM

A video uploaded to Facebook on Wednesday appears to show the armed militants occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge rummaging through a storage area, accusing the Bureau of Land Management of improperly storing artifacts belonging to the local, native Paiute tribe. “SHARE!” the video is captioned. “BREAKING UPDATE BURNS OREGON BLM LEFT NATIVE ARTIFACTS TO ROT IN MICE DROPPINGS!”

Drama Alert! The Oregon Militia Boys Are Beefing Like Instagram Teens

Sam Biddle · 01/12/16 12:58PM

Drama, drama, drama! The loosely organized anti-government radicals who took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge were hoping to provoke a war with the federal government—but instead they’ve found themselves at war with each other, feuding, fussing, and freezing.