Amanda Bynes Accidentally Doused Her Dog in Gasoline, Says TMZ

Caity Weaver · 07/24/13 11:23AM

The abject Britney Spears-ing of Amanda Bynes rages on today, as the actress enters Day 2 of the 72 hour involuntary psychiatric hold she was placed under after starting a small fire with a gasoline tank in the driveway of an elderly stranger in her hometown of Thousand Oaks Monday night.

Rich Juzwiak · 07/23/13 10:26AM

After being found near a fire she started in someone's driveway, Amanda Bynes has been hospitalized on a 5150 hold. That's an involuntary admission for mental-health evaluation. Things are either looking up or way down for her, as usual.

Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me Under the Supermoon Late Saturday Night

Caity Weaver · 06/24/13 04:00PM

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young woman, who flew east through the clouds following a series of vehicular crimes in order to develop a fashion line and a perfume line as well as many other exciting projects. Sadly, far away from the Pacific sun, her spirit hardened into something strange; a cold, bitter, angry thing, unrecognizable to the friends who had known only her light. A restless wraith, she glided through spas and shopping malls, over sidewalks and streets, eager to show herself but desperate not to be seen. People would catch flashes of her in mirrors, in pools of water, in out-of-the-way luxury hotels.

Taylor Berman · 06/22/13 03:43PM

When Amanda Bynes announced her plans to become a rapper, no one took her seriously except for Waka Flocka Flame. The Atlanta rapper is now working with Bynes on her first album, tentatively called Shots. “It's going to be crazy hot,” Waka said.

Alleged Bong Thrower Amanda Bynes Reportedly Evicted From Apartment

Taylor Berman · 06/02/13 08:52PM

Just over a week ago, Amanda Bynes was arrested for (allegedly) throwing a bong from a window in her luxury midtown Manhattan apartment. That arrest led to a bizarre court appearance, which was followed by claims of sexual harassment at the hands of the NYPD, a strange Twitter battle with Rihanna, and an announcement that she was taking up rapping. As a result of all this strange behavior, the management at Bynes's apartment has reportedly evicted Bynes from the building.

It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was 'a Vase'

Caity Weaver · 05/24/13 11:25AM

The New York Post just released this image of America's Darkest Timeline Amanda Bynes, taken in court earlier today. TMZ reports that Bynes told a judge the (alleged) bong she threw out of her window last night was "just a vase." The judge scheduled Bynes' court date for July and released her into a taxi and her gray New York life.

Amanda Bynes: “I Want Drake to Murder My Vagina”

Taylor Berman · 03/21/13 09:00PM

There's really not much to say about or add to this story. Here's some context, though it won't help anything make any more sense: Thursday evening, Lohan nemesis Amanda Bynes tweeted the following statement: "I want @drake to murder my vagina." As of this writing, it's been retweeted 4,327 times. Happy birthday, Twitter.

Is Amanda Bynes '25 Things You Don't Know About Me' the Weirdest Story Us Weekly Has Ever Printed?

Caity Weaver · 02/15/13 07:40PM

Every issue, Us Weekly runs a feature called "25 Things You Don't Know About Me," in which a celebrity, ostensibly, writes up interesting 25 facts about themselves (and then an intern transliterates their incomprehensible hieroglyphics into human letters). Normally, these lists give readers a chance to learn 24 things they already knew about a celebrity (Zooey Deschanel started "a comedy website" called Hello Giggles) plus one weird, new fact (Zooey Deschanel hates papaya).

Amanda Bynes Decorated Her Apartment Like a Parlor Room in Hell

Caity Weaver · 02/13/13 01:21PM

Have you ever had a casual acquaintance who seemed totally normal and nice and the first time you went to their house they were like, "I can't believe you've never seen my house!" and you were like "I can't believe I've never seen your house!" and then you stepped inside and the floor was littered with mutilated doll bodies and it smelled like apricots and there was no furniture?