No One Tell These Rich Kids They're Wasting $100,000 Trying to Be Indie Rock Stars

Max Read · 01/26/12 03:29PM

A round of applause, please, for Abner and Harper Willis, two heartbreakingly earnest brothers from Maine, who have done more to help the economy than anyone we know by spending $109,000 at a variety of American businesses, all in a quest to become indie rock stars. "The School of Rock is expensive," they warn their readers. "Then again, class can be a lot of fun, and some of the homework is pretty cool."