SUPER-WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! (A Hierarchy of MediaTakeout Exclusives)
Fred Mwangaguhunga, the proprietor of gossip website and chamber of all-caps hyperbole MediaTakeOut, has been making the media rounds lately. To honor the occasion, we decided to assemble an exhaustive hierarchy (from least to most exclusive, roughly) of his creation’s daily EXCLUSIVE!!! reports, which often turn out to be completely wrong. Enjoy.
WORDLWIDE [sic] MEGA-EXCLUSIVE
SUPER DUPER MEGA WORLD EXCLUSIVE
SUPER-WORLD EXCLUSIVE SHOCK REPORT!!!
[Image via MediaTakeout’s now-corrected report that North West would be named “Kaidence Donda”]