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Think making eye contact with people on the subway is awkward? Try making eye contact with their O-face.

Some smooth operator riding the Kaohsiung Metro thought he was being clever as fuck by pulling a coat over his lady friend's head and pretending to read while she, um, engaged in some hardcore PDA.

But there was one fatal flaw in the impatient young man's otherwise ingenious plan: No book is that good.

Correction: A previous version of this post incorrectly listed Taipei as the city where the above footage was shot.

[H/T: Reddit, video via YouTube, image via LiveLeak]