Human grown-ups: Have you tried everything to stop spontaneous attacks of realizing you love Taylor Swift? You're not alone: Thousands of adults suffer from Taylor Swift-Onset Vertigo, especially after the recent release of "Shake It Off." Fortunately, Saturday Night Live has a pharmaceutical cure.

Funny! But the actual cure for the cognitive dissonance between thinking Taylor Swift's music is catchy and being embarrassed to like it is realizing that guilty pleasures are a bogus concept. Taylor Swift is an extremely popular musical artist and the sole reason platinum albums still exist. The only person telling you it's not okay to like a socially awkward cat lady that millions of people also like is you.

You're going to be okay. You can shake it off. You are out of the woods. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

[h/t SNL]