It's not easy being a mailman — in addition to the rain, snow and sleet, hazardous packages, and racist homeowners, they also have to contend with animals attacking them left and right. But this small cat takes the spam war to a new level.

The postal worker — accustomed to the battle — filmed one of his mail deliveries, which later aired on America's Funniest Home Videos.

As the mailman approaches the house to deliver the mail, the cat attacks through a mail slot like a furry goalie.

At one point Cat-Kujo almost steals the mailman's glove with a superhuman-bath-salts grip — probably just to show that it could. Cold hearted.

[h/t Daily Dot]