Jeff Greene is a billionaire real estate investor. Jeff Greene's Beverly Hills mansion is for sale for $195 million. Jeff Greene has a famous sex party yacht. Can you guess what Jeff Greene said at Davos the other day?

If you guessed "Something demonstrating a billionaire's typical mix of narcissism and brazen lack of self-awareness," congratulations. (You win nothing.) From Bloomberg:

"America's lifestyle expectations are far too high and need to be adjusted so we have less things and a smaller, better existence," Greene said in an interview today at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. "We need to reinvent our whole system of life."

Too easy? Almost. But our standards are low.

Get a new schtick, Jeff Greene.

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