The real ideological battle in the Republican primary will not be over taxes, or foreign policy, or immigration. Rather, it is a contest to find who will capture the valuable “Racist Hick Football Fan” demographic.

Jeb Bush, eager to establish for racist hick voters that he is more than a glasses-wearing rich boy, is already on the record supporting the racist “Washington Redskins” fun slur football team name, saying—direct quote—“I don’t find it offensive.”

Jeb Bush, as you know, is a member of the “TheRedskinsTeamOwnerDonated$100,000ToMyCampaign” tribe.

Now, mud-clotted welcome mat Donald Trump has gone on the record about this vital issue himself. Yesterday, he told the New York Times—direct quote—“I know Indians that are extremely proud of that name. They think it’s a positive.”

Donald Trump is already the voice of American Indians. Shouldn’t he be your voice as well, racist hick voters?

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