According to the Hollywood Reporter, Sony has to do some heavy-duty renovations to clear the air of the thick cloud of weed hanging over Seth Rogen's office. Not so, says Rogen, who, poor thing, believes his "shit smells good."

According to the Reporter, recently ousted Sony head Amy Pascal has to wait to move into her new offices because the weed smell is everywhere: in the walls, in the floors, in offices three stories up:

Sources say Pascal is unable to move into her new suite that Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg most recently occupied because the stench of marijuana cannot be easily removed. The offices — a plum spot that once housed Pascal's late boss, John Calley — will be repainted in an effort to eradicate the smell. Once Pascal moves from her current offices in the Irving Thalberg Building to make way for incoming motion picture group head Tom Rothman, she will move into temporary offices until the odor is sufficiently eliminated.

Rogen denied the allegations on Instagram, writing "I don't know what's more irresponsible: that they would print a story that is completely untrue, or that they would refer to how pot smells as a 'stench.' #myshitsmellsgood."

Eh. Even if the Reporter story is wrong, that shit does not smell good. Sure if you like weed, weed smells good. But even if you LOVE weed, stale weed smoke smells like your worst nightmare.

Seth Rogen, who has, no doubt, encountered his fair share of dirty bong water, should know this. The only possible explanation is a lazy joke or a severe olfactory disorder, which, though unconfirmed, deserves our love and prayers. We're rooting for you, man.

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