We’re back. At 8 p.m. Eastern time, the top 10 GOP candidates will be taking the stage in Colorado for the 87th primary debate. God help us.

The focus tonight will be money, tech, and with any luck at all, Chris Christie will bring up the fact that he was forced to spend the last few hours crammed with his advisors in a toilet. Either way, we’ll be liveblogging every godforsaken second of it. Join us in hell.


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