An incredibly inept BMW driver got trapped in a snowy parking lot hell of his own making last week. The resulting surveillance video is a profound lesson in expectations—just when you think theres no way this guy is going to get boxed in again, he goes and gets blocked in again.

Police in Canada say they're investigating the agonizingly slow five-minute hit-and-run. And adding a further sad layer to the strange parking lot ice capades was the fact that the BMW driver actually got help from his unsuspecting hit-and-run victim. He didn't notice the damage to his car until after he helped guide the driver to freedom.